all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

image

I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

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